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Iona Weather

I remembered while living on Iona a film crew arrived for a time. Very soon after their arrival, the rumour went around about old Calum the seer. 

While the film crew was filming the old Gaelic, seer came hobbling by. 

"Tomorrow rain," he informed them and hobbled on. Sure enough, it rained the very next day. 

Again, he hobbled past: 

"Tomorrow sunshine," he let them know, and it was indeed a fine sunny day the next day.

The director was mighty impressed and got the crew to hire him and every day the wise old sage predicted accurately what the weather would be. 

But after a couple of weeks, the old man didn't show up and eventually, the director found him in his bothy.

"Hey, we need your predictions, why aren't you showing up?"
 "Radio has broken," the old man replied.

Beware where you lay your trust.

  



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